Funny Parisian store names

Many stores in Paris have funny names. Often they're some strange English mixture of words which sometimes make sense and sometimes seem a little ill-advised ("Pussy, pussy, pussy"?). After all my travels 'round the town, my favorite is "Mouff tarte," a patisserie on the Rue Mouffetard. Runner-up: "Diasporama," the shop for all things Diaspora, in the Marais.