Today’s news, a poem

Composed entirely from this morning's My Yahoo! headlines

Dow Drops
Unemployment Rate Rises
Record Gas Prices in April

Stocks Slump
War Fears
Seize Chunk of Gaza Strip

Weak Jobs Data
Payrolls Plunged
Shares Fall
Inflation Pressures
Fourth-Quarter Loss

Iraq Must Be Dealt with Now
Prospect of Imminent War