World’s biggest dork

Tonight I found myself saying this, I swear to God: "I like HTML comments (<!– –>), but they're not my favorite. I prefer multi-line JavaScript comments, you know, with the slash and the asterisk (/* */)."

What? I have a favorite comment? I hadn't realized I was such a dork.

Hey! That's my hand! It's not everyday one sees one's hand on the world wide web, you know.

Happy birthday, pb. Happy birthday pb. Happy birthday, dear pb-e, happy birthday pb! Yippee!