Looking for something for someone who's Oh So Retro? What about this Oh So Retro Half Apron. It's red with white polka dots. "Half-length apron with a flattering, slimming style and a flirty, flared skirt. Long ties at the waist make it adjustable for many sizes." And machine-washable! There's only one in stock like this, but the seller has other awesome aprons to chose from. $25 from Etsy.