This morning I thought my

This morning I thought my ship had come in, but as it neared port, it turned and went back out to sea: getting my morning soy latte, I paid as usual, only today the register indicated that my change was $305,000. "Woo hoo!" I cheered as I raised my arms in triumph and visions of a Grecian vacation flashed before my eyes, "woo hoo!" But alas, it was an error. I had, in fact, paid with exact change, and my cheers were greeted only with an additional stamp on my frequent coffee buyer's coffee card.