I bought the silliest book

I bought the silliest book today, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and have been cracking myself up reading it. It contains such valuable information as, How to Win a Swordfight, How to Hot-Wire a Car, and my favorite so far, How to Escape from Killer Bees. Most of what it tells you to do are pretty obvious things I think you'd know anyway, like "swatting at the bees only makes then angrier." But I've always wanted to know How to Maneuver on Top of a Moving Train and Get Inside. And now I do.