So you're thinking of getting a new car? Perhaps you're thinking of the performance of a nice sedan, coupled with the all-wheel drive of an SUV? Why not consider the Audi S4? Unless you're female, of course, because according to Michael at Royal Motor Sales, "People who get them are very serious, and typically it's not a car that females would appreciate." And everyone knows that females aren't serious, and can't appreciate a powerful automobile. Hell, that's why I drive an '87 Civic. As a girl, what do I care about cars and engines and greasy, complicated stuff? My girlfriends and I usually just paint our nails and dream about 'N Sync.