Fun with Barbies

Syl proposes a Cisco Barbie and I have to wonder, are the days of corporate-sponsored toys that far off? I hope not, then we could have Pyra Barbie (and Ken) who would come with:
– funky SOMA wardrobe

– bags under eyes from sleeping at office
– wrist braces to prevent/stave off carpel tunnel
– glasses from staring at monitor too much
– happy glow that comes from loving work