I don’t think I want to shave my head

Uh oh, 41% of megnut readers think I should shave my head. Can I backtrack now and say that by "majority rules" I meant, um, something like, well, certainly I *didn't* mean that I would shave my head just because everyone voted that way? I guess I meant "majority rules, unless the majority wants me to shave my head." 'Cause I really don't think I'm up for that right now, no matter what some people say.