Funny names for bloggers

Ok, pb found this on memepool, and I thought, why not look up the names of America's favorite webloggers? [Oh do I have to add a disclaimer? Some of these sites aren't weblogs, and I have no idea who America's favorite weblogers are, it's all a joke, ya know?]

jack saturn: Detective Ventriloquist

jason kottke: Big-Boned Naughty Pirate

derek powazek: Discount Librarian

lance arthur: Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah

sylvia clark: International Cow

oh, and me? Drunk-Eyed Idiot Savant, how apropos.